SpiritDragon Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I thought I might leave it a little longer...I can tell there are some anxiously awaiting the real explanation.1st of all I am near the center because everything revolves around me errr..umh, I mean because it is an illustration of my neighbors.Suzie has Northwest guard duty to keep my block safe from unfriendlies that might approach from that direction. She's a superhero so she can handle Pam's block as well. For added security to my block mirkwood and praetorian_brow have the southern corner guard duty. MOE gets the other corner not because he is likely to be an effective corner guardian, but because I want someone in my corner who can argue a point passionately... even if it's wrong:eek:Anddenex is next door because I think we are a lot alike and would get along well as neighbors. JAG essentially shares a backyard with me because I think he can keep the area clean and I won't have to look out at a junkyard when I open my blinds in the morning.AngelMarvel is close by because she is sweet and supportive and our neighborhood can use her creative talents. PC will help draw friends of other faith to our block parties and fuel our ward mission, plus he seems like a nice guy. Bini is next door to spice things up... we wouldn't want to drift into living our lives vicariously through internet forums and have boring block parties:lol:That leaves Church on my block as well... you know what they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer actually he is strategically close because i think we might enjoy working out together.Backroads isn't allowed to be on my block because she is on my friend list and could be perceived by my wife as a threat, naturally if she lives a block away and is self-admittedly reclusive there will be no problems in the rumour mill.Roseslipper would have made a great next-door neighbor because she is so nice to everyone, but with all the talk of the zombie Apocalypse I opted for security over nice... and Suzie seems not only to be super-powered, but pretty nice too.MOE also seems like the doctoring type and I felt we could use a physician in lds.net town. Vort just so happens to be the bishop who lives next door to Pam the relief society president. I think Estradling looks grumpy because he lives on the block he does and not on my arguably more awesome block. Classylady needed to be in town to ensure that we keep up our image.I like Skippy but didn't know the best position, so I opted to let Skippy live by Doctrine... this is a real honour because I think Doctrine is great.I felt I needed to have Eowyn around to warn me if Gandalf is abroad in the land as i do not wish to leave my hobbit hole on any of his crazy quests.Palerider will no doubt let us know when the apocolypse (zombie or otherwise) is upon us so we can bug-out to mirks' underground bunker.Finrock makes the list in no particular position because of another very nice disposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritDragon Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Mordorbund would bring much humor to the neighborhood.I wish I had the time to make a larger map with everyone. I'd need a team of analysts to decide who lives where though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelMarvel Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I'll let you guys guess...Oh I like that I don't have neighbors on one side...then we can set up the stage on that side of the house for my husband to rock it on his guitar while I sing and dance. We are very noisy people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I notice I'm next to the law enforcement and military types...hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritDragon Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Oh I like that I don't have neighbors on one side...then we can set up the stage on that side of the house for my husband to rock it on his guitar while I sing and dance. We are very noisy people! Yes the house just south of yours is actually a front to keep up appearances. Random people take turns making it look lived in, but it is really a check-in station leading to the three-block underground bunker that we plan to live in should things not go our way. many pitched in to make it possible, but mirkwood makes sure it is stocked properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelMarvel Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thanks SD... I feel really important now.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Thanks SD... I feel really important now.:)I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classylady Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Hmm, I'm next door to Estradling, and down the street from Vort and Pam. I'm thinking we'd have to combine the other blocks to have a decent block party. jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritDragon Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't. I'm sorry wingnut, I simply couldn't think of everyone.On a strange note, I just realized for the first time ever that your avatar picture is a wingnut:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't. Do you want to be given a spot away from your husband? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Do you want to be given a spot away from your husband?Ahem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I'll let you guys guess...Look, JAG, nothing personal, but do I really have to look out my living room window at your cinderblocked car? Can't you move it around back or something? I can help you cut it into scrap, if you want.Sorry if I'm out of sorts. Pam's sprinkler keeps shooting in my bedroom window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Look, JAG, nothing personal, but do I really have to look out my living room window at your cinderblocked car? Can't you move it around back or something? I can help you cut it into scrap, if you want.Sorry if I'm out of sorts. Pam's sprinkler keeps shooting in my bedroom window.There's a solution to that. Shut your bedroom window. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 If you put LMM next to me it provides overlapping fields of fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't. Wingy, don't you know? You live in my neighborhood. All you and I do is cook and bake and Dravin gives the scientific explanations of the foods along with the chemical reactions caused during cooking. Of course, he also starts his conversation with " Wingnut, Wingnut, Wingnut..." You make your super fancy, yummy mac and cheese and I make my easy peasy cheap one and talk about that crazy neighborhood on the other side who have some CRAZY people in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Wherever I'd live, I'd just be on the front lawn dancing all: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Look, JAG, nothing personal, but do I really have to look out my living room window at your cinderblocked car? Can't you move it around back or something? I can help you cut it into scrap, if you want.Sorry if I'm out of sorts. Pam's sprinkler keeps shooting in my bedroom window.I'll move it if you keep your kids off my lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted January 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Suzie has Northwest guard duty to keep my block safe from unfriendlies that might approach from that direction. She's a superhero so she can handle Pam's block as well. Read that Pam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I'll live on the edge of town so I have room for my grape vines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 A winery? Sweet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritDragon Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Wherever I'd live, I'd just be on the front lawn dancing all:I thought porn wasn't allowed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I think that more closely qualifies as birth control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I'll move it if you keep your kids off my lawn. I think the rusting hulk on your front lawn legally qualifies as an "unattractive nuisance". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 A winery? Sweet!!More like a Grape Jelly and Juicery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 I think the rusting hulk on your front lawn legally qualifies as an "unattractive nuisance".Bah. It's a beautiful piece of abstract art, you Philistine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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