Rapidmc Posted July 29, 2012 Report Posted July 29, 2012 OK, I got another. Sorry if it offends. Where does the one legged waitress work? IHOP Quote
kevmatt78 Posted July 30, 2012 Report Posted July 30, 2012 where does a general keep his armies? in his sleevies Quote
Dr T Posted August 4, 2012 Author Report Posted August 4, 2012 Why ws the car always sleepy? Because if was tired (budom dump) Quote
captmoroniRM Posted August 5, 2012 Report Posted August 5, 2012 Best Joke Ever: Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anybody can roast beef..... Quote
pam Posted August 5, 2012 Report Posted August 5, 2012 Best Joke Ever:Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?A: Anybody can roast beef..... You really should get out more if you think this is the best joke ever. Quote
Vort Posted August 7, 2012 Report Posted August 7, 2012 Dr. Heisenberg was pulled over. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Dr. Heisenberg answers, "No, but I knew where I was." Quote
Guest Posted August 7, 2012 Report Posted August 7, 2012 Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana (screaming) Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? Quote
Dr T Posted October 24, 2012 Author Report Posted October 24, 2012 What is brown and sticky? A stick Quote
Dr T Posted December 5, 2012 Author Report Posted December 5, 2012 Q: When is homework not homework? A: When it is turned into a teacher. Quote
Dr T Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Posted June 11, 2013 Q: How do skeletons communicate? A: Most often by cell bone Quote
Gwen Posted June 11, 2013 Report Posted June 11, 2013 Why couldn't the prisoners eat chocolate? It causes breakouts. Quote
ACommonMan Posted June 14, 2013 Report Posted June 14, 2013 Q: What did Delaware?A: Idaho, AlaskaI actually liked this joke!No, she wore her New Jersey. ;-)Q: What did Idaho?A: She hoed her Maryland.Q: What did Tennessee?A: He saw what Arkansas. Quote
EarlJibbs Posted June 14, 2013 Report Posted June 14, 2013 Why do Elephants paint their toes red? So that they can hide in cherry trees. Quote
ACommonMan Posted June 14, 2013 Report Posted June 14, 2013 Why do Elephants paint their toes red?So that they can hide in cherry trees.Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?See, it works. Quote
Dr T Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Posted June 20, 2013 What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the middle name "the" Quote
Dr T Posted October 2, 2013 Author Report Posted October 2, 2013 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer! Quote
Smudge Posted October 2, 2013 Report Posted October 2, 2013 I am going to the library to see if they have DIY books - specifically I want to know if they have books on shelves Quote
mordorbund Posted October 2, 2013 Report Posted October 2, 2013 What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer!What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer! Quote
Smudge Posted October 2, 2013 Report Posted October 2, 2013 What do you call a man with a fork in his head? Doug Quote
Churchmouse Posted October 20, 2013 Report Posted October 20, 2013 The third and fourth graders liked this one. A string was walking down the street. Realizing he was hungry he went into a Rally's Hamburger restaurant. At the counter he ordered a hamburger and coke. The man behind the counter asked, "Aren't you a string?. We don't serve strings here. You'll have to leave". The string continued down the street. Still hungry he entered a Burger King. At the counter he asked for a hamburger and coke. He was told again strings were not served there. Now he is really hungry. Maybe if he changed his appearance he may get served. So, he tied himself in a knot and frayed out his top to make it look like hair. Then he arrived at McDonald's. He ordered a hamburger and a coke. The young woman behind the counter looked him over and asked, "You're a string aren't you?", to which he replied "I'm a frayed knot". Quote
bytebear Posted October 20, 2013 Report Posted October 20, 2013 Where do Ghosts buy their cookies? From the Ghoul Scouts. Quote
Dr T Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Posted October 20, 2013 What is a monster's favorite ride at an amusement park? "the roller ghoster". Quote
prisonchaplain Posted October 20, 2013 Report Posted October 20, 2013 You think you're tired??? You should hear my jokes. Quote
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