Vort Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Ohhhh, I love popularity contests....I am featured in several of these lists precisely because I am so popular on LDS.net. People here say my name with a smile and with pleasant anticipation of stimulating and fun conversation. And I never, ever get hate mail.And should I ever feel the need for absolute universal approval, I will simply switch my avatar back to the big-eyed Icelandic girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 And I never, ever get hate mail.Well at least you get mail. All I get are bills. It's all about da dolla dolla billz y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMGuy Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 ..... It's all about da dolla dolla billz y'all.Wrong thread Bini.....I think you are looking for the tithing thread....maybe you should talk to Dravin's Tithing Collector.-RM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well at least you get mail. All I get are bills. It's all about da dolla dolla billz y'all.You get BILLS on LDS.net?!I'll take the hate mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 (edited) You get BILLS on LDS.net?!I'll take the hate mail.It's a surcharge based on beauty. It's why I don't get charged anything but we've had to get a second mortgage to pay for Beefche's participation. At least Mods get a discount. Edited January 6, 2012 by Dravin Removed rogue apostrophe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarginOfError Posted January 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I am featured in several of these lists precisely because I am so popular on LDS.net. People here say my name with a smile and with pleasant anticipation of stimulating and fun conversation. And I never, ever get hate mail.And should I ever feel the need for absolute universal approval, I will simply switch my avatar back to the big-eyed Icelandic girl.I chose you as a counselor because I knew you'd make me a better bishop. I chose Dravin as a counselor cause I thought it would be fun to watch you two argue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 This thread proves an ancient proverb to be true: tis better to give than to receive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 This thread proves an ancient proverb to be true: tis better to give than to receive.This thread proves we are all a bunch of goof balls with too much time on our hands....maybe we should put that time to something productive? Naw......what's better than handing out advice, sharing news stories, and hanging out online? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applepansy Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 How about RS teacher? It's only once a month. Or a VT supervisor--calling sisters to see if they've got their VT done.How about librarian where I can just hand out chalk and erasers! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroads Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 The ever popular ward greeter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Heh - people are picking me for Exec Sec and Ward Clerk. I've had both those callings. Either y'all are inspired, or my Bishops have been able to see the blindingly obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayanna Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I like Gwen's ward :) ooo ooo meme pick me I wanna be Sunbeam teacher....they are SO cuteI would pick Loudmouth as YW pres.We would need a moderator for RS Pres. to keep the chatter clean..but I don't know which one yet....hmmm, who would I put in nursery...AnatessMoe, you would be a RS teacherEQ Pres. DravinFunky as YM pres.Seminary as SS teacher, you know you'd love itJohnDoe for Exec. Sec.Primary pres. ooo tough one...... oh, I know! Pam! Those naughty valiants don't stand a chance, ours are always pranking peopleI think I would pick Snow as a counselor and Rame as anotherPrisonchap as HPGLDon't worry I'm sure there is a place for everyone....Not so fast, Loudmouth, I made you YW president!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMinja Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 You know, I just realized something... Since we are constructing an LDS.net ward, wouldn't any Primary callings be obsolete? Cuz... nobody who's Primary age participates on the forums, unless we want to include family members of forum participants. I know several of us have Primary age kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Pam=Bishop Eowyn= Counselor SlamJet=Counselor Jayanne=Relief Society Pres. PrisonChaplain=Elders Quorum JohnDoe=High Priests Leader Suzie=Young Women Judo=Young Men Applepansy=Primary Ram=Gospel Doctrine SisterinFaith=Gospel Essentials RMGuy=Stake Missionary leader LoudmouthMormon=Nursery Everyone else is HTs and VTs and various class teachers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Since we are constructing an LDS.net ward, wouldn't any Primary callings be obsolete? Cuz... nobody who's Primary age participates on the forumsRegardless of age, we have many children on these forums. I've been one myself on occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I'm just glad that I haven't been called to anything in this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volgadon Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I'm just glad that I haven't been called to anything in this thread!I made the same mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMinja Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Regardless of age, we have many children on these forums. I've been one myself on occasion.LoudmouthMormon=NurseryYup... That seems about right. Judo=Young MenYIKES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) I'm going to add my list even though I am confused by the list of callings that are available in this ward (I've never really got the hang of all the titles), but here it goes anyway: Bishop: prisonchaplain Counselors: Maureen, Godless Clerk: MOE Exec Sec: Vort EQ Pres: Suzie HPGL: Backroads Primary Pres: slamjet Primary Music Leader: JAG RS Pres: hordak Sunday School Pres: beefche Ward Missionary Leader: RipplecutBuddha YM Pres: Soulsearcher YW Pres: pam I know that hordak hasn't been posting for months but maybe the new calling will change that. And positions that are typically filled by the man will now have a woman's touch and vice versa. M. Edited January 8, 2012 by Maureen adding Ward Missionary Leader :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Twelve pages, and I'm not mentioned once....I had no idea you all loved me so much. I might cry.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Twelve pages, and I'm not mentioned once....I had no idea you all loved me so much.I might cry....Is there a Ward Missionary Leader calling, if there is you've been called:Ward Missionary Leader: RipplecutBuddhaM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I'm going to add my list even though I am confused by the list of callings that are available in this ward (I've never really got the hang of all the titles), but here it goes anyway:Bishop: prisonchaplainCounselors: Maureen, GodlessClerk: MOEExec Sec: VortEQ Pres: SuzieHPGL: BackroadsPrimary Pres: slamjetPrimary Music Leader: JAGRS Pres: hordakSunday School Pres: beefcheWard Missionary Leader: RipplecutBuddhaYM Pres: SoulsearcherYW Pres: pamI know that hordak hasn't been posting for months but maybe the new calling will change that. And positions that are typically filled by the man will now have a woman's touch and vice versa.M. Point of order! The OP stipulates that the respondent must be the bishop. Therefore I cannot sustain prisonchaplain, and move that Maureen take her rightful calling. I believe I heard a chorus of 2nds. Any objections (please note the two heavily armed correctional officers quietly looking). Good. So moved.Okay...carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Bishop: Me Counselors: Billy Graham, Fuller Seminary President Muller Clerk: Maureen Exec Sec: Warren Buffett EQ Pres: Franklin Graham (Billy's son) HPGL: That Baptist minister who preaches from the BoM--should keep 'em interest. Primary Pres: My wife Primary Music Leader: Barney (after we get him baptized, of course) RS Pres: Hala...I think she'd be a great discussion facilitator Sunday School Pres: Michelle Rhee (the Asian lady that headed WA DC's schools for a few years and really shook things up) YM Pres: Michael W. Smith...music soothes the sav... YW Pres: Selena Gomez--they'd do a lot of skits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Bishop: MeCounselors: Billy Graham, Fuller Seminary President MullerClerk: MaureenExec Sec: Warren BuffettEQ Pres: Franklin Graham (Billy's son)HPGL: That Baptist minister who preaches from the BoM--should keep 'em interest.Primary Pres: My wifePrimary Music Leader: Barney (after we get him baptized, of course)RS Pres: Hala...I think she'd be a great discussion facilitatorSunday School Pres: Michelle Rhee (the Asian lady that headed WA DC's schools for a few years and really shook things up)YM Pres: Michael W. Smith...music soothes the sav...YW Pres: Selena Gomez--they'd do a lot of skitsSo the first order of business is going to have to be baptisms. ^^ That would be an amazing ward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 We'll have a large (40' X 40') trap door in the foyer that opens whenever 20 or more are on it. As they plummet to the swim pool (8-ft deep) a team circles the parimeter repeating the appropriate blessings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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