pam Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Happy Birthday. So, you made it to 45, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiterateParakeet Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Happy Birthday Vort!!!! Hope it's a blessed one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelMarvel Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Happy Birthday! Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Can you translate to Italian? That's what Vort spoke on his mission. :) Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiterateParakeet Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Lol, I forgot about that. I just remembered him talking about German...some conversation about men's bathroom habits and German expressions as I recall. Maybe Vort can explain. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 “You ought to write ‘A Happy Birthday’ on it.” “That was what I wanted to ask you,” said Pooh. “Because my spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. Would you write ‘A Happy Birthday’ on it for me?” …Owl licked the end of his pencil, and wondered how to spell “birthday.” “Can you read, Pooh?” he asked, a little anxiously. “There’s a notice about knocking and ringing outside my door, which Christopher Robin wrote. Could you read it?” “Christopher Robin told me what it said, and then I could.” “Well, I’ll tell you what this says, and then you’ll be able to.” So Owl wrote…and this is what he wrote: HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY. Pooh looked on admiringly. “I’m just saying ‘A Happy Birthday,'” said Owl carelessly. “It’s a nice long one,” said Pooh, very much impressed by it. “Well, actually, of course, I’m saying ‘A Very Happy Birthday with love from Pooh.’ Naturally it takes a good deal of pencil to say a long thing like that.” “Oh, I see,” said Pooh. Vort and askandanswer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classylady Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Happy birthday, Vort! Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Wow. Thanks, everyone. Elvis Presley, Stephen Hawking, Orson Pratt, Kim Jong-Un, and Vort -- birthday buddies! (I'd ask which of these I most resemble, but I think I might not want to hear the answer.) Want to feel old? Jimmy Page turns 72 tomorrow. NeedleinA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Happy Birthday. So, you made it to 45, eh? I remember turning 45. I remember turning 40 much more, though, when dear Sister Vort decorated our entryway in black streamers and headstones. I told her I would return the favor in a few years from then, but she made it clear that I would definitely not return the favor. So I didn't. She didn't do anything in particular for my 50th a few years ago, but her 50th is coming up next year, and I'm still thinking she needs some recognition, so... According to Victor Hugo, 40 is the old age of youth, and 50 is the youth of old age. So I'm still a pretty young old guy. lagarthaaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeSellers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 She didn't do anything in particular for my 50th a few years ago,Fifty?!? You're worried about 50? You're just a puppy. Lehi Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironhold Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 happy birthday Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Happy Birthday !!!!!!!! Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiterateParakeet Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Aha, I found it....the German bathroom thread. http://lds.net/forums/topic/58176-good-news-for-the-sitzpinkler/?hl=%2Bgerman+%2Bstanding#entry841510 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Happy Birthday! Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Whoa! You got a birthday Shout Hurrrayyyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lagarthaaz Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Happy Birthday :) :) Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Happy Birthday! (for when it was your birthday - sorry I missed it!) Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Aha, I found it....the German bathroom thread. http://lds.net/forums/topic/58176-good-news-for-the-sitzpinkler/?hl=%2Bgerman+%2Bstanding#entry841510 Was it down the hall, on the left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiterateParakeet Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Was it down the hall, on the left?Why yes, how did you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSQUIDSTER Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Hoppy Burfdeen'stuff:) Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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