Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) 22 minutes ago, anatess2 said: Uhm... that wasn't funny. It wasn't meant to be. I just made an observation. Well... two. Edited December 8, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anatess2 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Carborendum said: It wasn't meant to be. I just made an observation. Well... two. That's still not funny. It's not even lame funny. Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, anatess2 said: That's still not funny. It's not even lame funny. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 43 minutes ago, anatess2 said: That's still not funny. It's not even lame funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 31 minutes ago, Carborendum said: Dude, the thread is for lame jokes. You're making commentary, not jokes. Anatess is making like you're trying to tell lame jokes and failing. Jeremy A 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, zil said: Dude, the thread is for lame jokes. You're making commentary, not jokes. Anatess is making like you're trying to tell lame jokes and failing. I have to admit, it's even funnier when you explain it. zil, Colirio, mordorbund and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, zil said: Dude, the thread is for lame jokes. You're making commentary, not jokes. Anatess is making like you're trying to tell lame jokes and failing. Consider it a threadjack... that didn't take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 On 07/12/2016 at 8:01 PM, NeuroTypical said: Are lame fake lyrics allowed here? That's unBEARable! Jeremy A 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 So, a man was swallowed by a whale and escaped by running all the way to the end. He finally got pooped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Carborendum said: So, a man was swallowed by a whale and escaped by running all the way to the end. He finally got pooped out. That was awful. For him and me. Jeremy A 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Carborendum said: So, a man was swallowed by a whale and escaped by running all the way to the end. He finally got pooped out. On the poop deck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, zil said: That was awful. For him and me. Hey you start making comments about my observations on the periodic table, and this is what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 (edited) For Christmas: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died tonight while flying over Barcelona as he was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. While a collision between all three bodies occurred, eyewitnesses reported that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane. Edited December 17, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 What did one ear say to the other ear? "Hey, I think we live on the same block." What did one big toe say to the other big toe? "Hey, I think there's a couple of heels following us." Jamie123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Carborendum said: For Christmas: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died tonight while flying over Barcelona as he was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. While a collision between all three bodies occurred, eyewitnesses reported that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane. When I am driving along with the kids and I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I think a cute thing to say is, "Looks like Santa got tired of Blitzen's crap." unixknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I'm running short on lame jokes so you'll just have to put up with this one liner: QE2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 (edited) What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (no eye deer) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea Edited December 17, 2016 by askandanswer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Wise words, overheard at NT's house: "If you're illuminati, I'm illumi-nice." "Daddy, no!" Vort and Jeremy A 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 After church yesterday I was presented with a trifle which was left over from the children's Christmas party. It looked something like this: I took it to my wife who said "You know how long that trifle has been open in the refrigerator?" (She tends to know these things: she is on the Parochial Church Council and usually helps out with most kids' activities.) I said, "So you're a trifle reluctant to eat it?" She told me to shut up. Naturally I didn't. About 20 trifle-related puns later my wife and daughter were both hopping mad, so I asked: "Do I detect that you're getting a trifle annoyed?" My family were now preparing to murder me. So I asked them "Don't you think you're overreacting a trifle?" *** What a trifling thing it was to argue about! Sunday21, Vort and Jeremy A 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 That is awesome, Jamie. tri·fle [ˈtrīfəl] NOUN a thing of little value or importance: "we needn't trouble the headmaster over such trifles" synonyms: unimportant thing · trivial thing · triviality · [more] BRITISH a cold dessert of sponge cake and fruit covered with layers of custard, jelly, and cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anatess2 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Vort said: That is awesome, Jamie. tri·fle [ˈtrīfəl] NOUN a thing of little value or importance: "we needn't trouble the headmaster over such trifles" synonyms: unimportant thing · trivial thing · triviality · [more] BRITISH a cold dessert of sponge cake and fruit covered with layers of custard, jelly, and cream. Somebody who eats a trifle with a trifle is not to be trifled with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 15 hours ago, Vort said: That is awesome, Jamie. Oh, it was a mere trifle :) SilentOne, Vort and anatess2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anatess2 Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 12 hours ago, Jamie123 said: Oh, it was a mere trifle You did it. You won the lame joke award. Hands down. SilentOne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CV75 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 A skeleton walks into a tavern and says, "Barkeep, I'll have a beer. And a mop." Jamie123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faapefuoe Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 On December 7, 2016 at 8:49 AM, zil said: Did you know that in the Nauvoo temple they were originally considering using angels in the baptistery instead of oxen? They decided to go with a sans seraph font. I read somewhere that they almost went with an elefont. I think that would have been fontastic. askandanswer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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