Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 On 2/16/2017 at 3:01 AM, Jamie123 said: "Who's in line for the New Year's Honours?" wondered Tom as he peered at the list. "Don't waste our time with your fairy tales!" his brothers warned him grimly. "Game fowl again?" Tom groused. Jamie123 1 Quote
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Vort said: "Game fowl again?" Tom groused. "So, am I back in the Church singing group?" Tom inquired. Carborendum and askandanswer 1 1 Quote
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 "Kansas," Tom stated flatly. Carborendum 1 Quote
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 "I made him a member of the Church," Tom confirmed. askandanswer and Carborendum 1 1 Quote
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 "237 plus 14 equals 251," Tom added. Carborendum 1 Quote
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 "The German woman is my father's wife," Tom Muttered. Jamie123, askandanswer and Carborendum 3 Quote
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 "That tire is composed of various strips of material bonded together, one on top of another," Tom implied. Quote
Carborendum Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 Electronics stores have been dealing with shoplifting of Samsung equipment with a new state-of-the-art security system known as "Guardians of the Galaxies." Jamie123 1 Quote
Carborendum Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 I've told many jokes about unemployed people. But as you can imagine during this shut down, none of them worked. Vort, askandanswer and Jamie123 3 Quote
askandanswer Posted November 29, 2020 Report Posted November 29, 2020 I've seen everything really clearly this year; its as if I've had 2020 vision. Jamie123 and Carborendum 2 Quote
Carborendum Posted December 7, 2020 Report Posted December 7, 2020 I once had an origami business. But it ended up folding because I couldn't handle the paperwork. askandanswer, Vort and Jamie123 3 Quote
Jamie123 Posted January 1, 2021 Report Posted January 1, 2021 Would you believe they've gone and closed all the beauty salons? It's getting ugly out there! Vort, askandanswer and Carborendum 3 Quote
NeuroTypical Posted January 3, 2021 Report Posted January 3, 2021 A TCP joke: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJn5jLjb/ mordorbund and Jamie123 2 Quote
Jamie123 Posted January 3, 2021 Report Posted January 3, 2021 8 hours ago, NeuroTypical said: A TCP joke: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJn5jLjb/ I just pasted that link to my second year Networking Concepts students. I just got as far as introducing TCP to them before the Christmas break. It'll be interesting to see how many of them get it! NeuroTypical 1 Quote
mordorbund Posted January 4, 2021 Report Posted January 4, 2021 7 hours ago, Jamie123 said: I just pasted that link to my second year Networking Concepts students. I just got as far as introducing TCP to them before the Christmas break. It'll be interesting to see how many of them get it! None of them if the connection keeps timing out. Carborendum and Jamie123 2 Quote
Emmanuel Goldstein Posted January 6, 2021 Report Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. This joke works better when you say the totals out loud. Edited January 7, 2021 by Emmanuel Goldstein Vort and dprh 2 Quote
mordorbund Posted January 7, 2021 Report Posted January 7, 2021 19 hours ago, Emmanuel Goldstein said: 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. This joke works better when you say the totals out loud. For @Vort and @dprh The first is 20 and the second is 20 too! dprh, Carborendum, Jamie123 and 1 other 1 3 Quote
NeuroTypical Posted January 7, 2021 Report Posted January 7, 2021 No matter what anyone says, or how often I hear it, no, 2020 did not win. Vort and dprh 2 Quote
Emmanuel Goldstein Posted January 7, 2021 Report Posted January 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said: No matter what anyone says, or how often I hear it, no, 2020 did not win. It appears that 2020 tag teamed off to 2021. Just waiting for the folding chair to hit us on the head. NeuroTypical 1 Quote
Carborendum Posted January 31, 2021 Report Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined. Edited January 31, 2021 by Carborendum Vort, dprh, mordorbund and 1 other 1 3 Quote
Traveler Posted February 12, 2021 Report Posted February 12, 2021 Q: What is the difference between G-d and a US congressman? A: G-d does not think he is a US congressman. The Traveler Jamie123 and NeuroTypical 1 1 Quote
Vort Posted March 26, 2021 Report Posted March 26, 2021 What's the difference between this thread and unfriendly vaccination nurses? This thread is a bunch of joking perks. The nurses are a bunch of poking jerks. Jamie123, NeedleinA, NeuroTypical and 1 other 1 3 Quote
NeedleinA Posted July 2, 2021 Report Posted July 2, 2021 After years of watching this thread, this is my lame contribution. This is how racism will finally meet it's end. Thanks David Guetta! If this video doesn't make you smile... well heck you are a racist OR European. NeuroTypical 1 Quote
Still_Small_Voice Posted February 5, 2022 Report Posted February 5, 2022 I got this phone message recently from a robot caller. It told me to press one to get connected to one of our officers. This is an exact quote of some of the message left: "If we don't hear from your end then we will be forced to take impeachment against you." Oh no! Please do not remove me from my seat of authority! I called them back immediately to give them whatever they wanted. Of course I am joking. Vort 1 Quote
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